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Arh, ka' det nu os' pas'?

12. Jun 2010 11:38, M

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I går stod jeg nede hos isenkræmmeren, hvor en dame, der ville købe en saftpresser, blev betjent af byens smarteste sælger:

"Jeg si'r dig, man kan køre ALT igennem den her maskine og man bli'r frisk minuttet efter man har drukket det! Godt nok får man ikke fibrene med, men man kan presse alt! Og damen spurgte: "Også bananer, kan man presse dem?", sælgeren: "Ja ja! Man kan presse alt! Der er ikke det du ikke kan få saft ud af!"

Alt? Så var det lige jeg tænkte, at jeg gad da godt at smage et glas saft presset på brosten og beriget uran!

Kommentarer

  1. Marianne
    12. Jun 2010 13:33
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    I øvrigt meget dumt at køre en banan gennem saftpresser - den skal sq da blendes. Det står der i hvert fald i manualen til min saftpresser.

    Giver du lige en anmeldelse af brostens saften?

  2. Morfar
    12. Jun 2010 13:44
    2

    Måske han var på provision :)

  3. M
    12. Jun 2010 14:13
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    Marianne: Du kan tro du skal få en anmeldelse af brostensaften - hvis jeg da nogensinde får smagt en sådan!

    Fie: Yeah, klart - den må jo også kunne presse kryptonit! Jeg forestiller mig at det nok ligner 80'ernes gudedrik Pisang Ambon?

    Morfar: Det må være forklaringen!

  4. Morfar
    13. Jun 2010 11:47
    4

    Jeg har et spørgsmål til dig på min egen internetweblog (plug plug).

  5. Det Forkromede Overblik
    14. Jun 2010 21:15
    5

    Eller en juice på frosset lammekølle og grillkul, for at få den der sydlanske aroma ind i det!

  6. Julieumulie
    15. Jun 2010 13:44
    6

    Interesseret i en omgang Ungdomshus saft? Så har jeg nogle små sten du må få. Evt. Blande det op med lidt æble. Muumms!!

  7. M
    16. Jun 2010 08:53
    7

    Morfar: Og jeg et svar...

    DFO: Fy for pyffer...kul-og-lamme-smoothie???

    Julieumulie: Uuuhmmm...En 69'er-drink on the rocks!

  8. Julieumulie
    16. Jun 2010 13:05
    8

    Netop, jeg vil vædde med ikke mange har prøvet det. jeg har kun prøvet en 69 drink på adressen 69, mend det er overhovdet ikke særlig cool! Eller ikke ligeså ihvertfald!!

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